Absolutely Funny Jokes

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him
about where he got it.

He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep but they persisted
until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of
trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

" Good," said the first bat, "Because I fucking didn't!"