Absolutely Funny Jokes

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats
the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the
panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you
going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your
sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look
it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following
definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct
black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves".