Absolutely Funny Jokes

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules she must immdeiately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point of time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must always remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to alter these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. Continued attempts at changing the rules by the male will result in an indefinate period of no sex.
15. If the female has PMT all rules are null and void.